See, Daddy was playing games with me while Mommy took photo of us.

I love it when Daddy pats pats me but Mommy started laughing after she took some photo. I took a look and there were nothing funny...

Until Mommy enlarged the photo and I saw my face... Nooo!!! Delete it please!

And everyone, please be wary of this dog. He is a pervert! He came over to sniff sniff my ass and the next thing I know, he was trying to hump me! This pathetic shortie wants to hump me! *roll eyes* I have better taste than this ok! Lucky Daddy and Mommy came to the rescue and pushed the tiny shortie away and I didn't get humped. Hpmh, go away, I don't like you!

Oh, and what's an outing without some photo taken with my parents?
First, with Mommy.

And then with Daddy.

And Daddy took some real close-up photo of me. Lucky I don't have any pimples!

Lastly, I want to complain! Mommy wanted to play with me so she went "ARGH!" with her mouth opened wide. She was actually trying to pretend to bite me but I thought she wanted a kiss so I gave her a big wet french kiss.
She couldn't stop screaming after that.

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