First of all, everyone listen good. I. Am. Sick! Oh, how sad, I am sick sick sick! Look at the amount of pills I have to take!
I am the world's most pathetic dog! *sad look* Daddy & Mommy did notice me dropping a lot of fur recently. They were worried about me, of course, but they didn't realise it was a skin problem. They thought I am too hot in this weather. I wouldn't blame them because I didn't know I have a skin problem too.
Mommy was getting really worried when she spotted bald patches on my sides and she asked Daddy if we should visit the vet (Oh no!). After monitoring me for sometimes, it seems like I'm not itching or whatsoever so they thought they would ask the vet about my balding parts when we visit the vet next month for my next round of jab.
But I ended up vomiting badly one night and Daddy got so worried that he immediately drove me to the vet and... I am allergic to my food, thus causing skin problems and the final straw, vomiting. Yes yes, poor me. You know what that mean? Daddy and Mommy are going to donate ALL OF MY SNACKS to the dogs' home. NO MORE SNACKS FOR ME. In fact, Daddy got to start feeding me plain rice and fish instead of my yummy Royal Canine. Like... WHAT!? Life's miserable.
Lucky Mommy knew I'd be upset with no snacks and she bought me new toys, hoping to cheer me up.
So in total now, I have one big red ball (thrown away cos I spoilt it by biting it), one big orange squeaky toy (also thrown away cos I spoilt it by biting it), one blue bone (which I don't like cos it tastes weird), another big red ball to replace the one I spoilt, some rope thingy with rubber in between which is also thrown away cos I spoilt it by biting it. Some other rope thingy which Daddy kept away so that I won't spoil it and we only play fetch with it. Some spiral thingy which I adored at first but now I'm bored of it. Frisbee! I love frisbee. I have two. One pink one blue. Softtoys. A pink pig, a green cow (above), bird, some XXX soft toy (above). Look so porn. And one more rope thingy. Oh! And my fave water toy! Which we always bring to Sentosa with. Hmm.. Is that all of my toys? That's all I can remember. See Mommy, I have so little toys. More please!
And Susan Jiejie bought me this cute pink pig pig toy which I carry around with me in the house. Everywhere I go. I LOVE IT. But erm.. Sorry jiejie but I bite the tail off already. :X SORRY!
That's me playing fetch with the rope toy. I love fetch. I love running around. And I love cam-whoring while running around. I look so slim and pretty. Love it! <33
Did you all go to Bark in the Park? I did I did!
Daddy, Mommy and Mommy's niece (my cousin?) went with me to Bark in the Park! There are so many dogs running around but I am easily the prettiest of cos. Who else is as white and slim and tall like me? No one... No one at all! Neh! :P
See, Daddy, Mommy and Cousin are all fighting to take photo of me. Close up photo of me nonetheless. *proud* Look at the other lab puppy. So yellow, so skinny. NOT LIKE ME. *getting more proud* And so what the other dog is like a fox and Mommy thinks he's cute. He's NOT me. Never can be. Lalalah.
WAIT!
WHAT!
NO!
A dog that's PINK!
...
Ok ok, you're cuter. You win. *sulk one corner*
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